Count In Fives

For you disney lovers, we all know girls from 4 yrs old - 20 yrs old love the trio,
But sorry, they wont be having any sexual activity with anyone unless you
put a spell on them for which making them marry you and fall in love. Which wont be the case seeing
their mother goes everywhere with them and is with them at all times. They all are staying
abstinence until they wed and they have purity rings to prove it

Joe puts it, ‘promises to ourselves and to God that we’ll stay pure till marriage.’
But none the less there is the story going around about Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas
having some fowl play. Til then, you girls have to wait...

Also Destiny Hope Cyrus wont be doing Hannah Montana anymore, So get your VHS ready for
recording &/or be prepared for re-runs. She's moving on to bigger and better things... (aka kittie porn)

And for duple news, Kennys been spotted to be Joe Jonas numbero dos?
Although he doesnt wear a purity ring and doesnt sing mary go rhymes, he's close to Joe in lookwise

With further a do, Im done with Disney gossip

1 commentaire:

Feather said...

Seriously what is up with Disney Channel girls being sleazy and showing themselves inappropriately? I mean one they are role models to little girls and plus they have no class or dignity.